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Tuesday April 1, 2008 ~ 1 Comments
. Bill Kinnon shares Microsoft's decision to abandon PowerPoint: Bill Gates announced today, that in spite of its popularity, Microsoft (MSFT) would be abandoning PowerPoint.... Gates made the announcement at a symposium put on in Seattle by the People for the Ethical Treatment of Eyeballs. Commenting at P.E.T.E yesterday, Gates stated, Bart Barber announces the new Southwestern Seminary Office of Landmark Studies: Today it was my great pleasure to spend the morning with Dr. Emir Caner, Dr. Thomas White, Dr. Malcolm Yarnell, and several other of the diligent scholars at Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary. Tonight, nearly eight hours after my return home, I'm still giddy with excitement about the things that we discussed. History is going to be made in the next few months, and if God is willing, the Southern Baptist Convention will never be the same again. For context, read here. The Sea of Galilee (long explained away as a Biblical legend) has been discovered (HT: JT): Officials today announced that the Sea of Galilee, famous in the New Testament as the location of Jesus' ministry, has been discovered! Reaction to the announcement was decidedly vocal in all quarters. Evangelicals claimed that all of the Bible was hereby proven to be true. One biblioblogger denounced the archaeologists as right-wing fundamentalists, asserting that no such body of water ever existed but the Bible is completely true nonetheless. A Palestinian spokesman said that this is all just a plot to steal their land. One Christian Zionist organization already had an appeal letter for funds in the mail. 60 Minutes had undercover reporters on the scene in hopes of finding an Egyptian scientist to explain how it must be a fraud... Posted on April 1, 2008 at 8:23 AM ~ 1 Comments Tagged with: humor 1 CommentsComment PolicyComments are welcome on discussion posts. Comments are not moderated but do require a keyword to avoid spam. If this is your first time commenting, please review the comment policy. Leave a comment |







































Ed,
Glad to know that I turned over your giggle box (as my Arkansas momma puts it on occasion).